I'M 36 WEEKS PREGNANT!
Seriously, is this the hottest summer EVER on record, or is it just me. Our a/c runs all day and all night, until it finally cools down to 69 degrees at 4am only to be back up to 75 degrees by 9am. I am at the "giant" stage where even my maternity pants and shirts don't really meet anymore. Meaning at any given point in the day I can feel a draft right above my pant line and right below my shirt line. I'm sure many of you have caught a great glimpse of my actual skin - AMAZING!
I must be pretty big, because people keep asking me if I am going to pop and if the baby is due tomorrow. Work to the wise people...NO MATTER HOW BIG A PREGNANT LADY IS....be kind and tell her she is SO TINY!
Also, those who shall remain nameless (jil from work) that have seen me this pregnancy and with G, no need to express how much bigger you think I am this go round. Again, stick with flattery!
Here I am at 36 weeks with G-Unit.
"Oh gurl, you look so tiny, I was a giant cow when I was pregnant". (see how easy that is)
Just wait 3 or 4 ,more weeks and you will get a true shot of what gigantic really looks like. At the end, my belly gets so big it almost sags to the ground and the water retention in my face makes me look in the 180's range. Also, AMAZING.
All in all, carry on people....say what you will. I am growing a person inside of me - what are you doing? I will be back to 35 weeks before you can blink and you will never have known me not pregnant. What am I supposed to do, these babies kind of wreck your body, but why stop when I can have more and more of these.
Let's Hear it for my Mister Sneaky Face!