Are these things on?

Daddy - If you can hear me, I overheard mama saying you were ruining her blog by taking all 50 of the iPhone cords with you in your stupid "gym bag" (her words, not mine) when you travel.

I also heard her say something about a necklace with a G on it and something about downtown McKinney and Christmas. 

Please return promptly, oh and I love you, (less then mama, but I still love you).

Let's Hear it for 3rd Person. (right?, 3rd person?)