Let's see, I had Track on Sunday and I think today is Tuesday, which means 2 days, right? Anywho, so I am walking my nakey baby around the block in the 186 degree temperature to help him get rid of a slight bit of jaundice, when the man on corner, working in his yard, says "I see you have another on the way..."
Whoopsies, I mean I know I don't look great - but ouch! Oh well, I know he meant well. I said actually he is here, like right here in this stroller. He apologized profusely and then said how good I looked for having a baby two days ago. No making up for it now sir! I will now speed walk (with stitches in my business) away from your yard.
Like I have said before, I (actually God) grew a human in me. What are you doing, working in your yard...PLEASE - no comparison.
I be back to normal in no time, next time I stroll by he will likely be tempted to say something smart like, "geez mam, your 6 pack abs are amazing".
Let's Hear it for Nakey Babies, Let's not Hear it for That Man!
Ah, we've been checking every day and are so happy that your new baby has arrived safely! He is precious, and big and long! Congratulations guys. -Serg and Natalie
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