Why do I clean?

Dear Landry-

Did you really think I vacuumed this rug for you to lay on?

If I wouldn't have been feeding the baby I would have kicked you right to the curb.

PS.  I DID NOT CLEAN IT FOR YOU!  And for the record I should have named you Roofus or Poopster or something so I could have named one of my kids Landry.  Why did I think using my favorite name for our first dog was a good idea?

Love-

Mama

Lets Hear it for the Poopster